This just in. Small boy child disguises himself as a blanketed blob.
He sat like this for like 10 minutes. Quiet and still. Just sitting there. I took a picture- how cute.
When he came out- he was naked and had pee'ed on the chair. Not cute! I kid you not- he did not make a peep or appear to be moving at all, but quite apparently he was.
Later in the day I find him under a comforter in the middle of the hallway- just like this. When he came out he had 326 toys underthere with him (all arranged in a rows, of course) and had snapped appart a puzzle of his sisters.
Oh- I'm on to you bubba. I will not be taken again. This is your new hiding spot, your way to disguise the evil of your works, but I know now, and I'm watching you. Like a hawk. Like a really tired, worn down hawk. With the reflexes of a rhinocerous and the stealth of a hippopotomus- I am watching you.