It will be on, and then BAM gone, then back, then gone. Sometimes for hours at a time.
Dan called our provider (from his cell phone, because no internet/house phone, remember), and spent forever with them 'fixing' it. And they did their fancy thing they do over there way far away and then it was better.
Until it wasn't. And so he called. Again from his cell phone (remember????no house phone- try and keep up here). He explained that his wife was a
Clearly they scheduled a service call, and pronto. They've probably heard of me.
And then they called back the next day to confirm the appointment and said since he answered the phone it was obviously working so they would cancel the service call instead.
He politely explained that it was intermitent- and to please not cancel the service call. And if they could kindly try and make it here before the end of eterinty we would be much obliged. He may have used bad words. And had a less than pleasant attitude.
I got a call this morning that said they had a tech in the area and wanted to confirm we would be home. 4 minutes later he rolled up our drive way.
He did his thing in here, then out there, then in here, then out there. Then he produced some connection thingy and showed it to me and said it had probably been hit during a storm. By lightening.
No joking. Lightening struck my house. Probably the same day it struck me. And now I'm joining the witness protection program because OBVIOUSLY something is trying to kill me.