I know you read this occassionally while you are at work (cough cough 'anonymous commenter' cough).
Therefore- I have a rather urgent message for you. I was upstairs cleaning a moment ago. No that is not the urgent message. Stop. This is serious.
There is a mouse up there, again. I did everything I know to do- scream and throw things. Now it is up to you. When you arrive in our home in a few hours, please come with a plan to get rid of our guest. Either that- or we are moving. I am not joking. So.not.joking.
I'm not sure how he got up there- and I'm not really sure I care. Perhaps he is an acrobat. Whatever. What I do know is that we can not both occupy this same space- as in this house.
So let me know if I should start packing or just hang out on this chair until you get here.