Randomness

So- a two week stint on an all liquid diet proved to provide zero pounds lossed- but lucky for me 6 weeks of non stop nausia has been much more successful. 13 pounds folks! Just a drop in the bucket in the scheme of things- but a silver lining none the less.

I finally scheduled an appointment to see why I am so dag gone sick to my stomach all the time. And do you know what that nurse had the nerve to ask? You guessed it. My answer? "Oh- it can't be that- I'm sure I've had a period lately. I mean- I think I just bought pads last month- right? And I know, I mean, I'm pretty sure I had one in July".

Since I couldn't nail it down for sure, she wanted me to pee in a cup. And for the next 7 minutes, I sat on the edge of my seat. My uncomfortable, plastic doctor's office seat, and waited for the answer. A lot panicked, and a little twinge of excitement.

It was negative, thank you to all things good in this world. I just simply can't add 'that' into the mix right now. I am busy enough- thank you very much. Must be something else.

So a little blood work later- and I was on my way. Whatever is causing the sick-to-my-stomach-itus, I want to offer my sincere gratitude for the weight loss. As long as it's nothing really really importantly wrong, it can hang around for a while longer. I would love to drop some more pounds with virtually no effort.

Come on big money!