Am I the only one who dang near breaks out into a SWEAT when trying to create an online account these days? When in the holy heck did we become so secure?
Please enter a user name.
crazy_days_I'm_a_nut @ email.com
Sorry- you can not use any special characters.
crazy_days_i'm_a_nut
Sorry- that user name is taken.
crazy_days?
Sorry- that user name is not strong enough. You must use at least 1 numeral.
crazy_days1?
Sorry- at least 1 letter must be capitalized
Crazy_days1?
Sorry- that user name is taken
Azfjkldjklasdfjakl1jklfjsdakljfsdkla3mklfjdsaklfjsdkl45
Congratulations!
Now- please enter a password
password
Sorry- that is not strong enough
40378
Sorry- you must use numbers and letters
thisiscrapandIamsooverit2day
Congratulations!
Now- for your safety- please answer these 47 security questions
What was your first car?
Oh heck- do I put Honda CRX, or just CRX? Or do I put crx, or Crx. And once I do this, how will I EVER remember if I put Honda CRX or just CRX, or crx, or Crx.
Who was your best friend growing up?
Yeah right- like I'm going to confirm this forever on the internets. Then if I put Amanda, Patty will be hurt, or if I put Patty, then Carrie will wonder why not her. And what if I do put Carrie, then I forget and think it's Amanda?
Childhood Pet?
We had several. How could I ever remember which one to put as the ONE? Then when I inadvertantly enter the wrong one on whatever security test they have planned- they will block me out after entering three wrong names. Oh the pressure.........
Highschool where you graduated?
Again- do I put Warren? Warren Central? Warren Central HS? Warren Central High School? Then if I put Warren Central High School- will I EVER remember that and not just put Warren?
44 questions later- a whole lot of sweat and stress- three notebooks filled where I try to remember the answers to my own dang security questions.......
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2 comments:
LOL!!!! Oh girl that was so hilarious!! I could relate to absolutely every thing you said there!! It is truly ridiculous! You think we had unique names, I use fooferann for mostly all of my usernames, and lately that has been taken! So weird! I think it's someone on the other side just messing with us!! LOL Hope you have a beautiful day!! Hugs! Amy
I wouldn't even try to remember all that. I would just slam my face on the keyboard every time I needed a new log in. Surely that can get you the right combo of capitals, numbers, and regular characters?
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